The Artificial Skis

We’ve got our hands on the groundbreaking . Smart buyers are adding them to their cart right now. Nerds are still looking for specs. techs. and turtlenecks.

The only spec you need to know:
-69mm width underfoot. Need more than that You fool.
-The ONLY new straight ski on the market since 1993.
-Moderate tip rocker for floating in soft snow. camber underfoot for rock hard stability at full turbo speeds.
-Sub sandwich construction with a full maple wood core with carbon fiber stringers for additional rebound and performance.
-Printed on a porous sintered base so it sucks up wax like my doctor had to when I forgot to buy Q-tips for a whole year.